fun game: go in my tagged/me and reblog yo favorite selfie

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
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tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]

I was having an easier time sleeping recently but then I messed up my schedule and now I have something that’s bothering me and I can’t get off my mind.

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shemmuelelmido:

I have mastered the art of accepting the reality that there will always be people who will leave you behind with no valid reasons.

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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